2. Swallow fifty pieces of rock salt.
3. Tease very mean dog who is not on leash.
4. Smother self in books.
5. Drown in bathtub.
6. Beg for the death penalty on speeding tickets.
7. Drive car off cliff. In Kansas.
8. BB gun.
9. Let paper cut infect and develop septicemia.
10. Hold breath until heart stops.
